{this is how i waste my time}: Archive

Ever Poured Liquid Nitrogen Into A Swimming Pool? →

Penguicon co-founder Rob Landley throws a bowl of liquid nitrogen in the swimming pool - and then jumps in.

Jul 29th

My thoughts exactly

Waitress: What would you like to drink?
John Caparulo: Can I have a Coke?
Waitress: Oh, is Pepsi okay?
John Caparulo: Is Monopoly money okay?

Jul 29th

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Jul 24th

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Jul 23rd

Worst Drinking Game Ever (NSFW) →

Remember this one from college? Let’s hope not.

Jul 21st

Watch

Jims Experiment on Dwight

Jul 17th

Jul 16th

John Oliver Rick Rolls The Daily Show →

There’s also a Jon Stewart crotch-slip that’s super hot.

Jul 15th

What do you say?

The shitting out your navel thing is scary as hell, but obviously the long-term is a better alternative. -Jeff Putz in the comments section of my previous post. (For the record, at no point in a colectomy is the navel actually used.) While comments like that would probably offend a lot of people, it’s responses like this that I wish I received more often. Reading that or hearing Jeanine...

Jul 15th

Cut me open...I'm ready

At the end of my meeting with a nurse practitioner at the Cleveland Clinic, I set up an appointment to see a colorectal surgeon, Dr. Remzi. The idea was that he could evaluate my situation and offer a good pro-surgery opinion to offset all the pro-medication advice that other doctors had given so far. Today’s appointment came at a very convenient time as I just took my third infusion of...

Jul 15th

Jul 8th

Remicade x3

I’ve got about half an hour left on my third Remicade infusion and so far everthing has gone well. My only complaint is that—due to a paperwork issue—I had to sit and wait for an extra 20 minutes before getting started. That, and the chair in my room this time doesn’t seem to be quite as comfortable. Okay, so having Jeanine along last time also made a big difference. Once...

Jul 8th

Treat Yourself

If you’ve been good today (or had a really bad day), you should really treat yourself to a Dairy QueenThin Mint Blizzard. They take mint ice cream and blend in pieces of real Thin Mint cookies. I don’t think its necessary to go into detail about how amazing that tastes. It’s the blizzard of the month, so you only have a limited time to try it.

Jul 8th

ICHC

Jul 7th

Jul 5th

I'm an idiot

While filling up my pill container for the last week, I somehow confused 10mg pills of prednisone with 20mg pills. As a result, instead of tapering from 50mg a day down to 45, I actually dropped down to 25mg. Most doctors will say that 10mg is the largest amount you can safely taper per week when above 20mg (even less at a time when below that). In my awesomeness, I managed to taper myself by 2.5...

Jul 2nd

How Californians See America →

Jul 1st