{this is how i waste my time}

Dear asshole who plowed out the driveway across the street from me:

Thanks.

I really appreciate how you pushed all of the show *up into* my front yard.  I’m not sure why leaving it in the street where the city plows could take care of it was such an issue.  Regardless, I look forward to sending you my landscaping bill when I have to reseed that entire patch of grass the you dragged you plow across this spring.

With warm regards,

James